So allow me to catch you up on a few that I can remember that have happened recently. I'll post new ones as I remember them or as she says them...
- Alexis was being particularly naughty one day. Her Pop Pop said "Alexis is going to get in trouble..." to which she promptly responded:
"No I not, I'm cute!"
- Lately, she's been refusing to eat all of her dinner and wanting to skip right to dessert. I tell her "If you don't eat your dinner, you won't grow big and strong." Last night she didn't want to eat.
Me: Alexis, you need to finish your dinner.
Alexis: BUT I WANT TO BE SMALL!
...weeell, I mean, okay?
- I bumped into the door and knocked the thing hanging on it down...
Alexis: "why you have a big butt, Mommy?"
-Alexis: (fake cough cough) Mommy (pitiful), I sick too, I have a headache too. I just need to snuggle with you in your bed and play the Kindle
Did I mention she's also an actress? She had sympathy illness from my ailments, you see. Such an empathetic three year old.
-We went to a store where you make your own teddy bears for her birthday and she was extra grumpy that day. She made a bear and named it "Sprinkles" and I told her she could have any outfit she wanted to put on the bear...
Alexis: No, I want my bear NAKED!
-Speaking of Sprinkles, I made a bear for her baby sister while we were there and he remained nameless as I couldn't decide on a name. The next day I asked her to name Vivi's bear...
Alexis: How about Sprinkles too?
Me: No, your bear is Sprinkles already.
Alexis: Okay, weeeeell, how about "Cupcake Spots."
Oh in other words, 'Sprinkles' the roundabout way?
When I imagine her future, I usually envision a lawyer or a comedian. Will update with new chuckles as she gives them to me!